If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
Spoiler alert: It’s probably the second one.
(Source: nontarian, via classy-yetvulgar)
my friends mail today im laughing so hard
This was even funnier when I read that as ‘seasoned gynecologists’
(Source: clarent, via praytothebeat)
A small editorial piece on trying old things in new ways even though it may be risky.